Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Hello I'm a fat kid

The WNBA

Hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

9/11

Whats 0+0 0

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

World Of Warcraft

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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