- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

potatoes

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

come along children

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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