What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What flys? A fly

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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My mom's dead

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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