Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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okay.....

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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