A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Go away.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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jack shine has boobs

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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