What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A guy is playing cod

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No.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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noodles

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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My butt!!!!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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