What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

So a baby seal walks into a club

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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