why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Women's Rights

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Anti jokes.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Covietz has a large penis

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Write your own

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The Economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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