Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WNBA

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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My mom just died....

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Yeah, totally.

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Like this joke

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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