How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Womens rights.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Kittens.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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