What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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knock knock Come in.

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NEVER

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Anti Joke

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