A black person in the NHL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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