Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Hi colton

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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