Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Google Doodles

What's gay and gay? Joe

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

corey is a nipplepotomus

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

People Eating Tasty Animals

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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