- Anti Joke

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

you will die someday

Ancient Greeks rights

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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