- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Tacos

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Tim's gay.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Jewish People

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

This is not Will Smith.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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