- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Poopsack Jones

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

pubic lice.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Women's rights.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's gay and gay? Joe

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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