Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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