DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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shut up

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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kennah campion... being nice

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