what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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pubic lice.

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Women's rights.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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