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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A ginger rapping.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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