Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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A black goes to college

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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