My butt!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Mexicans working in an office

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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