- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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