Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Women's Rights

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Jews for Jesus

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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