What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Don't rape me!

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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