Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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whats gay ? you

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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arse

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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