Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Herman Cain

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Steering Wheel Face.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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