So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

women's lacrosse.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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