What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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9/11

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I love Ciara!

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Women

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Anti Joke

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