What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Miscarriages.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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The glass is half an hour.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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