Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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NEVER

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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The WNBA

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Pavel Novak

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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