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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

An asian walks out of math class

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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