How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Real jokes.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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