whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Hi colton

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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