Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Black people are clen.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

whats gay ? you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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