A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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