The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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