-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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hi

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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