Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ancient Greeks rights

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is brown and sticky?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What flys? A fly

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down -7

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

thumb_up thumb_down -11

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you find....... there's a..........

thumb_up thumb_down -17

NEVER

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops