NEVER

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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minorities.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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