How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A van drives into a car.

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Y2K

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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404 Error: Joke not found

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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69

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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