- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Can I touch it?

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Black people

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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