- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Rebecca Black.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Adam Sandler.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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