Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How Long is a Chinese man.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Hello

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Don't rape me!

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

A Muslim blows up a bar

Nathan Gooderson.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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