How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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penis that is all

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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shut up

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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jack shine has boobs

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Penis in a box.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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