How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Which one is hardest?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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