- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Golf.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Women Drivers.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Haha pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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