What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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minorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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