- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Women's rights.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Tacos

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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