- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

what is white and red all over? a ginger

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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