What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Yo mama so fat she died

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Women's rights.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Tacos

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

womans rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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