Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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dead babies

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Women"s Rights

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A homeless person dies.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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