- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

tim rafter died no one cared

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

if it's friday, it must be China

A van drives into a car.

i heart wiener

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Womens rights.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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