What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

barack osama

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What's your name? You tell me.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Anti Joke

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