- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What color is my lamp? Brown

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Hummer.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

69

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??