What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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women's rights

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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