Womens rights.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Canada's army

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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alcoholism kills

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Anti Joke

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