- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Women"s Rights

A homeless person dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

arse

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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balls in ya mouf

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

sweaty black guy

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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