Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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George W. Bush

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Women's Rights

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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