Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Jewish People

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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