- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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