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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Hummer.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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