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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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