A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What does a man like. food.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

your momma's an antijoke

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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