Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

who farted? umm........that guy.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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