what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Nickelback.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

beiber i straight

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Women's rights.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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